Thursday, February 18, 2010

Curling, Bitchez!

One of the primary reasons curling is such a cool sport is that it is one of the very few forms of athletic competition where the competitors can wear makeup and jewelry. Hey, any sport in which you never actually SWEAT is inherently superior. Other reasons to like Curling include the jargon (Shot Rock, Lying Two, The HAMMER!), participation in street clothes and SWEEPING!

Of course, it's possible there might be some dispute over the definition of the term "Street Clothes". But c'mon. You know what I mean...

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